Is it sad that my Air-walk shoes that are 6 nearly 7 years old now feel 10 times more comfortable on my feet than these new vans my mom got me for christmas? :-\
Is it sad that my Air-walk shoes that are 6 nearly 7 years old now feel 10 times more comfortable on my feet than these new vans my mom got me for christmas? :-\
Mother “rage quitting” an discussion because i made herself figure out how she was wrong is priceless.
My mom is so willingly ignorant with politics.
“why is Biden laughing?”-mom
“Bc he knows Ryan is lying like crazy right now.”-me
“Well why doesnt Biden say that then?.”
“Well he did. He stated that Ryan voted against the bill to increase the budget for embassys.”
“How does Biden know that?”
“Biden is in charge of over-watching the senate and so he knows what happens in congress.”
“Biden couldnt know how he voted on every bill exactly.He is probably just guessing how Ryan voted on it.”
*facepalm*
Love….
I just fell in love…..
(via breathingbooks)
I’m in Heaven…
oh my. Jesse, this will be my library.
o god my money!
FUCKING PUPPY.
Jess… we can have this puppy.
that looks kinda like a young sadie………and we all know how she turned out………….
(Source: matheusw)
Did you know these are the same dancers from the Chimney scene in Mary Poppins!?!
Still defining epic, after all these years.
This is so cute<3
GASP*
NUHHHHH UHHHHHHI did not know, but this just makes the movie 10x greater :)
amazing.
Omg no way! So cute (:
At first i thought this was awesome then i realized that those men even at their age will always be better dancers than me. Still awesome.
(via sugarmaerrrp)
something jess would say?!
You know it.
(Source: young-and-irrelevant)
“Ancient Greece had all the smartest people in the world and now you only find the Greek letters on fraternities”-I R O N I C by Bo Burnham.
“Takin the b-a-t out of basement, homey”- I’m Bo yo by Bo Burnham
Man this guy is one of the best comedians out there.
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